April 2008 Archives

I THINK I'm having a mid-life crisis, known to some as early onset dementia or middle age madness.
Now 41, but feeling exactly the same mentally as I did when I was 25, I feel the need to stop my youth slipping away. I'll have to tie it down more securely.
So on Monday, when I have my usual six-weekly appointment with the hairdresser, I'm going to... get a more radical hair colour. Woo hoo! Go for it girl!

OK, OK, I give up... due to popular demand, here’s an update into my really interesting love life.
(Can two requests be described as popular demand? They can now!)
Regular readers (hello Ruthie! Yo there Smokehouse!) have been demanding to know how the romance with Mr Lonely Heart is going.
I think swimmingly is an apt description! It’s been ten weeks since we first communicated, and we’ve just been away together for Easter.
There, is that enough? Tough if it’s not – that’s all you’re getting! What do you think this is, the News of the World?